Spooky Shoppe
Curated tools, apparel, and folklore for the modern witch.
Society Memberships
Join a community where spooky women connect, create, and support one another all year long. Your annual membership to the Society of Spooky Ladies opens the door to exclusive member benefits, meaningful friendships, and a growing network of kindred spirits across the country.
Membership Includes:
🖤 One full year of membership
🖤 Membership Certificate
🖤 Membership Card
🖤 Handbook
🖤 Society Sticker
Membership also includes:
🖤 Access to our private Discord community
🖤 Our newsletter the Society Papers which is sent out Quarterly
🖤 Exclusive discounts and special offers
🖤 Opportunities to connect with fellow members, makers, and magical minds
Whether you're a witch, goth, horror lover, artist, collector, paranormal enthusiast, or simply someone who enjoys the strange and unusual, you'll find a place among friends here. Your membership helps support community programs, small businesses, and the continued growth of a welcoming space created by spooky women, for spooky women.
Membership is valid for one year from the date of purchase.
Add access to the members only section of the website to your annual membership. This add-on will be valid until the last day of the month of your current membership.
Hey Bestie, welcome to the Society! ✨
Ready to show off your spooky status? We’ve got you covered with our New Member Bundle
Your bundle includes:
🖤 Annual Membership (Membership Certificate & Membership Card)
🖤 Branded logo t-shirt
🖤 Society logo sticker
🖤 Personalized tarot card reading
🖤 Access to the members only website
As a Member of the society you also get a 20% discount of SSL hosted events, access to the discord group, and our quarterly (ish) newsletter , all handcrafted for you by Lady Smartypants herself.
Join us, hang your certificate with pride, and help keep the spooky magic alive for all.
Please note that each bundle is made on demand (by me). Please allow 2-3 weeks for delivery.
The Birthday Bundle Membership combines a Society of Spooky Ladies membership with exclusive online access and a surprise birthday package created just for you.
Your Birthday Bundle Includes:
🖤 One year of Society of Spooky Ladies membership (Membership certificate, card, and handbook)
🖤 Access to our online member content and digital resources
🖤 Entry into our private Discord community
🖤 Our quarterly newsletter, The Society Papers
🖤 Access to members-only discounts, and special offers
🖤 A surprise birthday box shipped during your birthday month
Your Birthday Box May Include:
🎁 An exclusive birthday card
🎁 Birthday-month themed Society of Spooky Ladies t-shirt
🎁 Special stickers and goodies
🎁 Additional surprises curated just for our members from spooky small businesses.
Your membership helps support women-owned spooky businesses and keeps our community thriving year-round. Join once, celebrate all year, and look forward to a birthday surprise made just for you.
Membership and online access are valid for one year from the date of purchase. Birthday boxes are mailed during your birthday month. Please provide your birthday and shirt size at checkout.
The Dark Apothecary
For the witch who doesn’t sugarcoat their spells—meet the Bad Witch Starter Kit. This collection is curated for practitioners who know that baneful magic, boundary-setting, and energetic eviction notices all have their place. Whether you’re reclaiming your power, clearing out unwanted influences, or simply indulging your darker aesthetic, this kit gives you the tools to do it with style.
Inside the Bad Witch Starter Kit:
2 oz Graveyard Dirt – Collected respectfully from a small, old family cemetery; ideal for baneful workings, ancestral veneration, protection, and grounding.
Coffin Nails (4 qty) – Traditional tools for sealing, binding, warding, and sending away.
2 oz Hot Foot Powder – A classic formula used to make troublesome people walk far, far away.
2 oz Peaceful Home Powder – Because after the chaos comes calm—use to restore harmony, soothe energy, and reclaim your domain.
2 oz Black Salt - Black salt is primarily used for protection, banishing negativity, setting boundaries, and cleansing spaces or energies of unwanted influences.
Spiders (Ethically Collected) – Symbolic allies for weaving intent, shadow work, and baneful threading.
Air Dry Clay for making poppets - used in witchcraft and folk magic to represent a specific person, poppets allow practitioners to direct spells—such as healing, protection, love, or banishing—toward that individual through sympathetic magic.
Black Candles – Used for protection, banishing negativity, absorbing unwanted energy, and aiding in shadow work or transformation.
Snake Skin – A potent ingredient for transformation, shedding the past, and empowering boundary magic.
String for bindings - physically representing restriction or containment, symbolically limiting negative actions, influences, or behaviors through sympathetic magic.Stickers – Because even bad witches deserve cute things—witchy, spooky, and delightfully snarky.
Wasp Nest - a powerful ingredient for protection, banishing, and defensive magic, symbolizing potency, boundaries, and fierce guardianship.
This kit is created for educational, spiritual, and curio purposes only. How you choose to unleash your magic is entirely up to you.
Traditionally adorned with charms, feathers, crystals, or herbs, witch bells are hung near doorways, windows, or on altars to ward off negative energy, protect the home, and call in positive vibrations.
This kit contains everything you need to make your own set of witch bells - instructions, hoop, strings, charms, beads, and of course… bells.
NOTE: Must provide a membership number for membership pricing. If you are not a member and use member pricing your order will be canceled.
Hex Kits: This kit includes a curated selection of curios and materials traditionally used in baneful or reversal magic. Designed to help direct intention, release frustration, or energetically sever ties, each item supports clear focus and personal empowerment in spellwork.
Banishment – Contains essential components for baneful work: coffin nails for binding, graveyard dirt for spirit aid, hotfoot powder for driving away, and a black candle for focused intent. Instructions for use are included along with a hex the patriarchy sticker.
Lose their Way: Contains components for baneful work: a compass, magnet, string for binding, and instructions for use are included.
For ritual use only. Sold as a curio. Not for consumption. Results may vary; practitioner assumes all responsibility for use.
Used to drive unwanted people away, remove negative influences, or clear troublesome energies from your life and space. Often sprinkled at thresholds, pathways, or on personal concerns to encourage departure and distance. This formula also includes a mini jar of graveyard dirt and wasp’s nest as an “additive” that can be added to the powder just before use.
2oz jar, approx 35g per jar
Sold as a curio. Not for human consumption. Practitioner assumes all responsibility for use.
Coffin nails are used in witchcraft for protection and to enhance the potency of spells, particularly those involving curses or warding off negative energy. They can be incorporated into rituals, talismans, or placed around a home to create a protective barrier.
Our coffin nails have been prepared using graveyard dirt from a private cemetery in Appomattox, Va that dates back to the late 1860s. The nails remain in the earth for two full moon cycles, allowing them to absorb the energy of the land and spirits. To enhance their protective properties, they have been cleansed with salt before being made available for use.
Each bottle contains four 2.5” square nails
Sold as a curio. Handle with care. Not for consumption. Practitioner assumes all responsibility for use.
A traditional ingredient in baneful magic, spirit work, and ancestral rites. Commonly used in protection, hexing, and necromantic practices, as well as to call upon the aid of the departed.
This dirt has been ethically collected in small batches from a private family graveyard in Appomattox, VA. This particular graveyard dates back to the late 1800’s and contains at least 5 marked graves. This graveyard dirt carries a quiet, ancestral energy often associated with protection, remembrance, and connection to lineage.
Traditionally used in spellwork for grounding, shielding, or ancestor veneration, it is valued for its deeply personal and peaceful vibration. The dirt has been “cleaned” to remove most rocks and plant debris and placed in a deep freeze to kill off bugs. HOWEVER, it’s still dirt and may contain things we aren’t aware of.
Choose from a 2oz bottle or 8oz bottle (quantities may be limited)
For ritual use only. Sold as a curio. Not for consumption. Practitioner assumes all responsibility for use.
In witchcraft and hoodoo traditions, snake skin is often used as a symbol of transformation, rebirth, and hidden power. It’s believed to help shed old habits, protect against deceit, and strengthen personal boundaries. Practitioners may use it in jar spells, mojo bags, or charm work to encourage growth, renewal, and protection from spiritual harm.
This skin was ethically collected skin shed from some seriously spoiled pet snakes (Sunny the Albino Lavender Black Pastel Ball Python and Tairn the Motley Golden Child Retiuculated Python). No, they are not my pets. An awesome spooky lady and small business owner is their caretaker and provides their shed skin to me.
Available in limited quantities.
1 oz bottle
Sold as a curio. Not for consumption. Practitioner assumes all responsibility for use.
This bottle contains five ethically sourced, naturally dried spiders for use in spiritual or magical practices. Spiders are commonly associated with creativity, patience, and the power to shape one’s own path. In spellwork, they may be used for protection, transformation, or to strengthen intention and focus.
Each bottle contains a unique selection — size and species may vary. Supplies limited.
Sold as a curio. For external use only. Not intended for medical, cosmetic, or consumable purposes.
Everyone loves the calming scents of lavender and lemon used in this handmade, small-batch blend of peaceful home powder. Traditionally used to calm discord, ease tension, and invite harmony into the household. You can add it to a charm bag, place it near thresholds, or in corners to encourage tranquility, cooperation, and a soothing atmosphere. We recommend cleaning it from floors within 24 hours.
2 oz jar/ approx 35g per jar
Sold as a curio. Not for consumption. Practitioner assumes all responsibility for use.
Coven Accoutrements
60/40 cotton polyester blend scoop neck tank top. Soft and cozy. Features “sometimes, I like to go for walks in graveyards.” decal in black.
Shirts that have a slight imperfection in the printing or we only printed a few of the design. Imperfects are not quite up to our usual standards, so we are offering them to you at discount. We try not to screw up, so inventory is limited.
Ready for spooky season but it’s 90 degrees outside? Don’t worry, we’ve got you.
This spooky-chic women’s muscle tank is made from a lightweight 65/35 polyester-viscose blend for a soft, drapey fit that flatters every shape. Rolled cuffs and a hi-low raw hem add edgy style, while side seams and a tear-away label keep it comfortable. Perfect for layering or rocking solo when you want your eerie vibes on full display.
The shirt design is printed in black on a black shirt.
Curiosities & Miscellaney
Our mission is to help you be the spooky you want to see in the world. Why? Because the world is in desperate need of women who are unapologetically being their spooky self.
3” black on white. die cut. Stickers are UV sealed and waterproof, rated for outdoor use for four years.
Let the world know that you are an official Spooky Lady!
3” sticker, black on white background. Stickers are UV sealed and waterproof, rated for outdoor use for four years.
Let the world know that you are an official Spooky Lady!
3” sticker, black on white background. Stickers are UV sealed and waterproof, rated for outdoor use for four years.
Our mission is to help you be the spooky you want to see in the world. Why? Because the world is in desperate need of women who are unapologetically being their spooky self.
3” black on white. die cut. Stickers are UV sealed and waterproof, rated for outdoor use for four years.
Our mission is to help you be the spooky you want to see in the world. Why? Because the world is in desperate need of women who are unapologetically being their spooky self.
3” black on white. die cut. Stickers are UV sealed and waterproof, rated for outdoor use for four years.
Born from the mud of the Rivana River (not really), comes Clyde the monster fish. Yes. He bites, but it’s only out of love.
Ceramic, hand-made (wheel thrown and hand sculpted) monster fish decoration.
Measures 7” long and 4” wide.
Price includes Shipping
